Zen as F*ck
Zen as F*ck
The road to serenity is ahead and it’s paved with a f*ck-ton of profanity. When quiet meditation and peaceful mantras aren’t enough to cut through the bullsh*t and brighten the day, hold close the pages of Zen as F*ck. On each and every page, give the good around a warm f*cking hug and kick the bad on its ass. Journal the way through positive affirmations and cathartic-as-f*ck activities on a liberating journey toward something pretty close to happiness.
Sprinkle, scatter, or set off a glitter-bomb of happy vibes onto a trail of tranquility with Zen as F*ck!
Take a look at our recommended essentials.
Purchasing a new device? Don't forget the toy cleaner! Using a quality toy cleaner protects your investment and most importantly, keeps bacteria away. We recommend the La Nua Foaming Toy Cleaner. It's formulated without the use of harsh chemicals, solvents, or alcohol, fragrance free and the bottle is super cute!
There is nothing more versatile than a good quality lubricant. It's great for those long marathon sessions and We recommend Sliquid Organics Natural. This water based formula is condom safe, toy safe and never gummy. We love the Sliquid brand. Check them out.
There is something about a good massage that can rejuvenate your body and melt away stress. We love Exsens Body Oil. It can be used after showering as a moisturizer or as part of foreplay for you and a parter.